In Fourth Dwarf's latest posting, he requested that I give "real dirt on people" I know, and "some straight talk on sex." Again, because I'm filling the muse void, I promise to do my best. But, I will have to work up to this. As you all know, I'm not a reveal-all kind of lass.By the way, that woman in the photo is not me -- that's my sister, Alvina (not to be confused with Coyote's evil twin, Alvin).
As Fourth Dwarf also mentioned in his latest posting, at our last ESI meeting, we talked about "the kayak" being an appropriate Canadian sexual position, an idea inspired by a community theatre demonstration of "the kayak" in which a woman straddled a fellow (who was supposed to be a kayak). Which gets me to thinking, as an imported Essex woman, do you Canadians have other intriguing unique sexual positions that I don't know about? If so, do share!
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Top five Canadian sexual positions:
The Portage: Usually involves multiple rooms, multiple beds, and one very strong, agile guy.
The Tim Hortons: Double-double (if you get my drift)
The Royal Commission: Involves a lot faceless bureaucrats that parade through your boudoir and provide meaningless engagement, only to leave you feeling tired and unfulfilled at the end of it.
The Woodchuck: An expansion of the Missionary position where each partner describes what they are doing to the other using their deepest voice with the object of making something mundane seem sordid and exciting.
The GST: taking up the ____.
And of course The Caribou . Apparently involving so much alcohol in an effort to stave off freezing, that none of the participants remembers what the hell happened...
Ahhh Chair, I knew you would have a whole battery of Canadian positions.
And Coyote --- yes, "the Caribou", I guess we can all relate to that one, no?
The Caribou? I do subscribe to the notion that just about any publicity is good publicity. However, I do not want my efforts to brand "Caribou!" as Canada's national toast to be confused with anything resembling sexytime, as my Kazhak friend Borat often refers to such activity. Kindly keep this in mind.
P.S. Congrats on your fine new blog, Aggie. I await the removal of your bandages.
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