Saturday, September 26, 2009
Cabin Scents
This weekend the Dischevelled One and I visited a friend who invited us for dinner for the first time ever. This friend has had a rough couple of years and hasn't opened his home to anyone, so this was a big deal. In his words, "I cleaned up my place, so I had no choice but to invite people over before it gets messy again." But, it was clear from his positive demeanor that this fellow has done more than just clean up his house. This is a man on the mend, a man in transition, a man ready to get out there and meet some women. I told him that the cleanliness of his place was definitely going to score big points for him. But, what really caught my attention was this scented candle on his coffee table called Cabin Scents. I told him, "This candle right here is going to get you laid." Take note all you single, or wanting-to-get-laid men out there, go get this candle. I don't usually react so strongly to scented candles. In fact, I loathe them. But - "Cabin Scents" - I am ALL over that.
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I'm going to reserve judgment on this cabin scents candle until I hear about a man actually getting laid because of one.
I wish your single friend all the best, but it's not like you dumped the DM for him.
I'd let your little Wood Nymph weigh in on this one before you "reserve judgment". I'm not saying that just going out and purchasing a candle called "Cabin Scents" is going to result in you getting laid. Here's the formula:
Readiness-to-get-laid + Dating efforts + Cabin Scents candle = Get laid.
Aggie, I get your formula, but has this fellow actually gotten laid?
Oh, you and your need for hard and fast evidence!
Further to the Dwarf's reserved judgment, I would suggest that women who would give it up for a scented candle might not be that difficult to impress anyway. He'd probably do just as well with a shiny ball of foil.
Aggie, in this case, fast evidence is not required.
I'm intrigued with XUP's foil idea. I've heard anecdotal evidence that shiny metals - silver, gold and platinum - can have good results.
You people just aren't getting the allure of Cabin Scents.
What's that smell...? Ooh, look! Shiny object!
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