It seems that the ESI men (Coyote, the Chair, 4th Dwarf and the IO) are obsessed with boobs and confused about fashion. Last evening, they fixated on our server's hooters, insisting that they had augmented in size since the last time. They speculated that she was perhaps in the family way - hence the larger cup size, and hence the floaty top. I informed them that the Empire Waist is in fashion now, and that with a good push-up bra, anything is possible. The boob job possibility was ruled out because, as one ESI put it, "She's not the boob job type." I informed them that I have a friend who definitely didn't seem like the "boob job type" who, in fact, got a boob job. My friend's boob job wasn't a great success, however, because of her poor posture. Her chest continues to appear concave because her slouch. As a small-boobed woman, I rely entirely on my good posture as my personal boob job. And, clearly, I'm going to have to get one of those empire waist things.It's not nice the way those ESI men were objectifying women, was it?
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Aggie, I can just see you in a cute, floaty, empire-waist top.
I think the thing to do here is return to the same place a couple of weeks from now to see if the boobs are smaller, the same, or possibly, bigger. Call it Boob Watch.
Dame Agatha! I can only assume that you have so seriously misrepresented the conversation this weekend to encourage protest from us.
None of the men were advancing the pregnancy theory. Nor were we confused about fashion.
And as for who is obsessed, I would direct you to the comment above this one to see who has proposed a formal study of the matter.
Objectifyin' women? Qu(elle) horreur! Hey, Miss Chief, we merely noted the phenom. And commented that she looked fetching in that there Empire waist. (We are not blind. Nor on hormone replacement therapy.)
The one of us who was in the thick of stirring that conversational pot was in fact a 'she'. A 'she' who very recently suggested something called a 'Boob Watch.'
But I am only a simple Luddite kinda coyote. What kind of timepiece is that...?
Oh. And congratulations on your excellent posture.
May the sun never set on our Empire.
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