1) Spider solitaire. Solitaire -- the game of les solitaires. I play at the "Easy" level, just one suit. Why? Because I like to win every time. I like the sound effects of the cards - Swwwwooooosh. Nice.2) Marmite. What can say? I'm an Essex woman who needs her salt lick.
3) Waiters. I've discussed this already.
4) Reading about who Belinda is shagging.
5) Reading satires about Republicans getting caught with their pants down.
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No marmalade, ma'am? I like marmalade sandwiches. When I eat 'em, I sometimes wear a rather shapeless red hat, a blue dufflecoat and wellies. And speak with a fake Peruvian accent. Confuses the hell outta most adults, but kids seem to get it.
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