The real muse is back....

I must say, I am relieved that my term as replacement muse is over. The real muse is back. And, her latest posting is full of all kinds of cryptic messages. What is this extended stay she speaks of? And what were she and R doing in a jacuzzi? And what is this triple birthday celebration she is talking about?
I am confused. I feel that we need to call an Emergency meeting immediately, and I will have to fully devote my attentions again to the metablog.
Of course, I will be willing to step in as replacement muse again if necessary.