Monday, January 15, 2007

Things I have escaped so far...

1) brain damage (although I was dropped down the stairs as a baby by an exhausted mother of 4)
2) death (by pneumonia at age 3)
3) madness (it runs in the family)
4) a marriage
5) a bore
6) motherhood (and all the lactation and poop talk that goes with it)
7) bigamy
8) madness again...
9) death (by a motorcycle on a sidewalk in Seoul, Korea)
10) becoming a millionnaire

4 comments:

Harmony said...

Ok, who was the bore?

Aggie said...

Now, Harmony. We don't need to get specific, do we?

The Chair said...

Maybe it was one of them wild Ice-Hogs.

Harmony said...

Specific is good, but only if you can get that way without being sued!It's perhaps best to stick to unspecified bores.