Coyote and I had some kind of bizarre psychic incident on Wednesday evening in which we were BOTH thinking about Mu'umu'us! What are the chances of that? I sketched a picture of a mu'umu'u in my notebook as a project I wanted to do immediately. I want to design and sew my own mu'umu'u in a bright flannel fabric. While drinking coffee with Coyote yesterday, we thought there might be some misconceptions about mu'umu'us, so we decided to come up with the beginnings of a Q & A. If we want to make billions, we need to be prepared to answer these questions. Please let us know if you have other questions.
What distinguishes a mu'umu'u from your basic flannel nightie? --The sleeves will be much floatier. The colours will be brighter. This is the piece of clothing you will want to slip into the moment you step into your home. This is not a garment you should sleep in, although you may want to.
Can I exercise in my mu'umu'u? ---You can walk around in it. Walking is exercise.
What do these things do for my butt? ---What butt? The beauty of this piece is that you don't even think about your butt. And if you are really obsessed with your own butt, get yourself a butt bra ($10 at Walmart, apparently).
Can I wear my mu'umu'u out of the house?-- Absolutely! This is a statement piece. And, a great conversation starter.
But, are they sexy? --Yes, they are. Mu'umu'us don't impede blood flow. This means you will be smarter. Smart is sexy.
5 comments:
Amumumen, ma'am....
What footwear would you recommend with the MMs? I'm seeing Crocs as they come in a delicious variety of vibrant colours to match the MMs. Also, as to the bag, I believe straw handbags are de rigueur, but correct me if I'm wrong. And please emphasize that no one wearing a MM should be seen exercizing -- even walking (except to the car and back). The whole MM concept is exists so that exercize in no longer necessary.
I am not seeing the Crocs with the MMs -- although I know the Croc folks will likely wet themselves over the things. I am seeing bare feet, heels, or an attractive slide.
No Crocs, eh? Wow, you mean there's actually a garment that doesn't go with Crocs? (she says facetiously). I thought maybe that by cross-marketing them with the MM, people might get the idea that they really shouldn't be worn with business atire. Oh wel.
Good point, Urban. I am not very business-minded sometimes. Which shows even in the way I just read your posting. I read 'cross-dresser marketing' instead of 'cross-marketing'. We could market the mu'umu'us to the cross-dressers, though, no?
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