Thursday, October 25, 2007

Halloween Angst

What to be for Halloween? I wandered into a sex store today to look for a Halloween costume, but they were too expensive. Here were some things I could have been:

1) Dr. Lay
2) Nurse Suck
3) A French Maid
4) A School Girl
5) Officer Spank

There were more, but I couldn't get beyond the pricetags.

Then, I went to the fabric store. There was some nice pink fabric. I thought I could go as a shrimp. Not sexy, I know, but ....

I'm at a loss here!! HELP!!!!

6 comments:

Andrea... said...

A shrimp? That is a GREAT idea for a costume. And so easy to make! Pink fabric and a tail!

I'm going as PC from the Mac and PC commercials. So that I can wear a suit and embrace my inner nerd.

XUP said...

Why don't you go as crazy born again craft lady?

Anonymous said...

I've almost resigned myself to not going anywhere, since I always suffer terribly from Halloween costume angst. Andrea says a shrimp would be "so easy to make" - and that, in a nutshell, is the difference between me and everybody else. There is no such thing as an easy costume for me to make.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sorry, you were asking for help and I made that last comment all about me.

Hmmm. I vote for the shrimp, as it would be so easy to make. Or the School Girl, since you might be able to get it much cheaper at Value Village than at a sex shop.

Aggie said...

Thanks for your help, all of you. Zoom, clearly we are sisters in Halloween angst.

Anonymous said...

I succumbed to my Halloween angst. Did you rise above yours? Did you go as the shrimp or the School Girl?